Shit My Fandom Friends Say

“That’s right, St. Peter was crucified upside down because Rome is all about the yucks and the LOLs.”

— Name withheld, not that anonymity will get them into heaven.

“You can eat my context!”

— Really, haven’t we all thought this at some point?

1 month ago

“… and if you had missed as much as I had, you would have just strapped it on and dove.”

— The name redacted to save the oh-so-very-NOT-innocent

“I meant to wear Watson tonight, but I didn’t want to wear pants.”

— Name redacted to protect the oh-so-not innocent.

“It was the realization that the most distressing thing about losing my virginity was how much it felt like masturbation. It was disappointing.”

— Name withheld to protect the not-so-innocent

How do you take your coffee?
Same color as Idris Elba.

“But we have the Internet in our pocket hand.”

5 months ago

minim-calibre:

berlynn-wohl:

Berlynn Wohl presents: The Sherlock Kinkmeme’s Greatest WTFs, Part Three

So I’m a fandom hoarder and I take screencaps of the wackiest threads on the BBC Sherlock kinkmeme. I thought I’d start sharing some of them with you. Hope you enjoy.
Ugh, these are making me miss angrybeige so much, you guys. Anyway, that’s all for today. More tomorrow. Keep an eye on the whole series here.

AHAHAHAHA. Oh, memories.

Source: berlynn-wohl

“No, Tuesday is when I get my boob touched. The dick comes out on Wednesday.”

“Don’t make me shove this in your mouth.”